It's never really Christmas for me until I see Dennis Quaid's better half, Randy Quaid, in one of his Cousin Eddie Christmas Vacation costumes.
Thinking about it, nothing would we make me happier on Christmas than to wake up in the morning, look outside, and see an asshole in their bathrobe emptying their RV waste into the sewer.
I would then have the honor in yelling out "Is your shitter full!!?". That would be the ultimate Christmas present.
Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.