Alien Chestburster Costume

Alien (?) Chestburster Costume

Typically the Halloween costume you remember wearing the most comes with a great story to go with it. Here is a fun story to go along with this viewer submitted alien chestburster costume.

Scene: Costumer is outside having a smoke, when an old man in his mid to late 70's approaches and says:

Old Man: "Your gonna get all the ladies tonight."
Being confused, the costumer asked him nonchalantly
Me: "Oh really? Why's that?"
Old Man: "Because you've got a massive cock hanging out of your chest!"



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