I never knew The Thing was such a cult hit. You'd have to spend the whole Halloween party telling people who you were but that'd fine you look bad ass. Next time try Snake Pliskin as that's a more recognizable Kurt Russel character
Point for effort on this Half Life costume. If the crotch didn't look like a nappy you could almost walk around without feeling like a complete twat. Then again no one gives you shit when you carry around a crowbar.
Let this be a lesson to all people dressing up this Halloween. Make your costume so bad ass they people are just afraid to ask where it'd from. If they do ask just yell loudly "A SAMUARI NEVER REVEALS HIS NAME" and run away with sword in hand.
If you're thinking of making a Katamari Damacy Costume this Halloween just remember, someone has already done it better than you. The above is a mix of the inspired and the scary. Remember it the only costume you can play with your balls and get away with it.
Truly inspired! It's people like this that make everyone else's costume look crap. You can also make this crass joke without getting in trouble: "Do you give good head?"
Here's a step by step guide on how to make it on as featured in Make magazine.
Also check out Nicole's blog to see a preview of her costume for 2007. This is looking just as good.
There is a fine line between a good looking costume and something that looks like an S&M restricting outfit. This one for Iceman falls to the latter. This is not one person you want to let take your kids trick or treating with.
Uncomfortable yes but worth the effort if you really want to offend people. You do not want to eat pudding while in this costume.
If this isn't offensive enough for you you can try this one for size.
Notice how no one else is in costume in this photo. This is what happens when you lose a bet and have to spend an entire semester at college dressed like this.
Why go just as a penis when you can go as a VD. Great posters, they must subscribe to Student Decorating Weekly.
If my penis had black rings around it like this costume depicts I'd be worried. He's one worried looking penis.
This is the Rolls Royce of penis costumes. Accept no substitute when you go to your local costume dealer.
I think I saw this costume in an amphibian porno.
Is this John Tesh? This costume speaks for itself.
You might not to able to hold a drink, go to the toilet or walk through normal doors but you can arrive to the Star Wars even safe in the knowledge no one else is wearing the same thing as you.
This is the perfect costume if you kids suffers from a premature mustache.
Notice the difference? Yep the lady above forgot about the boots. Why do to all the effort and forget the footwear?
When is the last time you saw Hitler and smiled?
Albino kids can be useful.
Getting badly sunburnt doesnt mean you have to give up on Halloween costumes as this Hellboy costume shows. Kick ass.
This is one costume that requires a double take to fully take in it's genius. I'm referring to the one on the left not the faux fur coat with feather boa.
Those are the worst tin foil sais I have ever seen. And those turd nun chucks are embarrassing.
Only a man can think up such a tasteless costume. Either this is meant to be Red Rising Hood or John Bobbitt having a nightmare.
A costume like this is quite hard to pull off and you have to give the girl props for trying. Next time try Thelma from Scooby Doo.
This is one costume where you not only look like a tool you actually are one. Get yours now for under $50.
This could have worked just as well with underpants on. In fact I'll go as far to say it may have worked better. Just don't fling your web substance at me OK.
Get the hell out of there Pac Man the ghost isn't blue.
Not bad for a video game heroine.
Damn looks like you can do no wrong with this character.
Whoa! I stand corrected. Please use the sword to decapitate yourself.
Ping pong balls not incuded
This is what happens when Chun Li and E Honda get their meals switched.
They'll never take.... our BEER KEG!!!!
One day a year this guy pulls out his Centaur costume, a pack of Imodium and rocks everyone socks off.
So much can be said here I don't know where to start. All I can do is direct your attention to B Man's camel toe.
Give the glasses to the other Smurf as he needs them! She probably smurfed him right in the smurfing parking lot.
And if you needed more proof that Smurfs are sex starved blue balling dudes then check the photo below. Check what Brainy Smurf's packing.
If your Dragon Ball Z halloween costume doesn't have kick ass hair like this then please toss it in the bin and choose something else as this is the standard people expect. It's like the manga Dennis the Menis.
Ever start a Halloween costume and then change your mind half way through? But you have already invested so much time in the costume you just work with what you've got as a base for a totally different costume? Yeah me neither.
Even a vegetarian would have a hard time refusing a coupon from this burger establishment.
Here's her photos on Flickr.
Here she is topless in the next photo!?
The Simpson's seem like an easy one for Halloween costumes. But don't be fooled it can easily be done badly like below.
I don't know what's worse the costumes or the curtains.
This is the homer that skins you alive and uses your skin for his tie collection.
Why even bother with the face make-up? Your costume sucks ass. And yes I'm talking to both of you.
You'd be angry too if you spent all the time on your costume onto the realize you can't fit in the bloody thing. At least he doesn't have to get out of his costume to go to the toilet.
Almost as tasteful as the Jesus in the background. I also hope that's the sheep's legs and not his dropped gonads.
Sometimes an idea comes together so well you cant help but stand back and admire the good work. Just make sure to cut eye holes in your jacket.
There's some movie characters that should never be made into a Halloween costume.
Thankfully Star Wars nerds are smart enough to know how to mix two costumes in one and pull it off. Here we see an Alvis Stormtrooper and a Sherlock Holmes Storm Trooper combo. Both saved on the most expensive part of the costume, the helmet.
Always invite engineering students to your fancy dress party. Chances are they'll put together something totally kick ass and make your party a hit. They'll also drink less beer than most people and won't be any competition when it comes to scoring.
View the full Flickr set on it being built here.
Sadly this guy rolled a zero.
Remember that half of a successful costume is attitude.
Take the mask off and you have yourself a usable outfit for most occasions.
Kiss my shiny tin foil ass.
Some parents have too much fun with their babies.
Head to toe here's how to pull off a costume the right way.
10 points for originality and execution.
Go Go Gadget Cosplay.
This guy was so popular they made a bobble head out of him.
Meet the one guy who was annoyed Shredder wasn't in the latest TMNT movie. The sparkly blue suit was a hand me down from a "flamboyant" uncle.
I originally thought this was a Metroid costume but now after actually checking online I have no idea what it is.
But let this be a lesson to all women. Costumes make you look sexier. If you want to get noticed just wear this all the time.
This is the kind of costume that will have the entire office talking about you for years to come. In fact the CEO will get on this knees and pray to your awesomeness. And if this is your CEO then pledge your unworthiness.
Here's the creators blog and more photos.
Your kids will never want to eat at McDonald's again after having this maniac visit them during Halloween. You want brains with that?!
Who TF knows what this is but it kicks ass. It's like something from an early Peter Jackson film or a GWAR stage show.
10 points for movie choice. I would have chosen the scene where Jack has it off with the zombie like old lady but that's because I'm freaky that way.
With hair this gelled I guess you don't need a helmet.
Hats off to this kids parents. The costume's even cooler on a little kid.
This one was made for just $30 from cardboard. See the making of here.
Master Chief costumes also come in blue for those who don't like to wear green.
But if you want to get the girls try for a red Master Chief costume.
Note: Unless you have a lot of money or know someone who's a professional costume designers don't even attempt to go out this Halloween as Master Chief. As these photos show you're costume is going to pale in comparison to these kick ass examples.
The next time your partner asks you to dress up in order to "spice up the relationship" just make sure they don't have something like this in mind.
I can't decide which is funnier, the costume or the baby's expression.
There is a fine line between genius and absurd. This one definitely falls into the latter. This is probably more offensive than the previous giving birth costume which requires 2 people to pull off.
If you really want to stand out at a Halloween fancy dress party you need a few things;
1: An original idea
2: Craft skills to actually see the idea come to life
3: Attitude to make the costume work
What you see above is all three together but for all the wrong reasons.
Spaceballs is one of my fav films. Not that I want to see it again as it will ruin the image of the film I have in my head. This costume not only ticks the "Well constructed" box but also ticks the "no one will know its me" box too.
Remember the time you had a killer idea for a Halloween costume, spent over a month putting it together slaving over every detail. Then it comes to the big night and some smart ass shows up in a huge Big Daddy costume from a popular game and it shits all over your costume. No one even remembers your costume which now sits in the basement. I'd certainly take this costume over the Master Chief ones any day.
See the making of photos here.
Here's an interview with the creator.