Costumes in the Complex Category

For some reason I imagine Steve Jobs under the Tie Fighter mask. Remember not to drive when wearing a Tie Fighter costume.

Cosplay is much easier for cute girls. Basically you put on any costume and it's instantly sexy. Like this one from Riddle

I think I'm in love!

It's between Hellgirl and Dr Girlfriend for the biggest nerd boner costume of the year.

Here's some other attempts at the same costume with varying success.

This Hellboy dude should cheer up.

I'm not even sure if the last one is a costume or a feminist art project.

With so much interest in penis costumes I thought we'd show the other side for once.

Yes the #1 search term that links to this site is penis costume. Quite sad really. This is the costume equivalent of a fart joke. Low brow to say the least.

Here's a simple rule for Yoda Star Wars costumes. Unless your aged under 10 or a dog do not dress in a Yoda costume for Halloween. It's just impossible to make it look any good in fact it looks lame and almost disturbing. Need proof? See the examples below.

As you can see above Yoda costumes and older people don't mix

Even Martin Scorsese can't save this costume.

No matter how well the costume is made unless you're a midget the costume just looks wrong.

Dogs + Yoda Costume = Fucking Funny.
This is the eqivilent of the aligning of planets. You can't ask for more. Not that cats in Yoda costumes are non existent. That's probably because cats suck.

The only thing better than a kid ina Yoda costume is one with a hottie mom. And a celeb one at that!

There are 3 options for Yoda costumes. Above is official licenced Yoda hats for kids.

Secondly there is Yoda masks complimented with a Yoda T-Shirt. Not exacly staying true to the films but still says "Yoda" to potential houses when asking for candy.

Lastly there's home made custom Yoda costumes. As you can see kids don't like you cheaping out. Also how will George Lucas make money if you don't buy official licenced goods?

If you really have your heart set on a Yoda Costume for Halloween your best bet is to go as Luke Skywalker and have the Yoda backpack. It's the perfect comprimise plus you can use the backpack the rest of the year, not just at Halloween.

And if you're female you're basically limited to two Star Wars costumes. Sexy slave Leia and the Sexy Blue/Green Slave girl costume. Sorry thems the rules.

I would use my Jedi mind trick en masse right now.

Don't try and do a female Yoda costume. As Yoda should be like Smurfs. Male only.

Sorry Ronald McDonald you suck. I doubt there's any chance you'd beat the Burger King in a cage fight. That is unless Grimmace came in at the last minute with a chair.

Here's a collection of Burger King costumes to inspire you for this Halloween. The good, the bad and the ugly. Have you ever seen another fast food mascot with a couple of babes? No that's because no one likes a ginger.

If you have your own Burger King costume you want to submit please send it in. Preferable one with hot babes in it too.