Costumes in the Complex Category

I think I saw this costume in an amphibian porno.

Notice how no one else is in costume in this photo. This is what happens when you lose a bet and have to spend an entire semester at college dressed like this.

Why go just as a penis when you can go as a VD. Great posters, they must subscribe to Student Decorating Weekly.

If my penis had black rings around it like this costume depicts I'd be worried. He's one worried looking penis.

This is the Rolls Royce of penis costumes. Accept no substitute when you go to your local costume dealer.

Uncomfortable yes but worth the effort if you really want to offend people. You do not want to eat pudding while in this costume.

There is a fine line between a good looking costume and something that looks like an S&M restricting outfit. This one for Iceman falls to the latter. This is not one person you want to let take your kids trick or treating with.

Truly inspired! It's people like this that make everyone else's costume look crap. You can also make this crass joke without getting in trouble: "Do you give good head?"

Here's a step by step guide on how to make it on as featured in Make magazine.

Also check out Nicole's blog to see a preview of her costume for 2007. This is looking just as good.