Costumes in the Simple Category

It's never really Christmas for me until I see Dennis Quaid's better half, Randy Quaid, in one of his Cousin Eddie Christmas Vacation costumes.

Thinking about it, nothing would we make me happier on Christmas than to wake up in the morning, look outside, and see an asshole in their bathrobe emptying their RV waste into the sewer.

I would then have the honor in yelling out "Is your shitter full!!?". That would be the ultimate Christmas present.

Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

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When I first looked at this Halloween costume I thought "if a horse wearing a hoodie and grilling wieners doesn't qualify as a hipster I don't know what does". Then out of the blue the Mister Ed theme song came into my head and I realized Mister Ed could potentially be one of the founders of the hipster movement.

He's been known to wear those trendy spectacles and has well kempt bangs; you ask him something he will give you his opinion, followed by some witty banter; he's even well educated (he can talk people).

You name your criteria and Mister Ed probably fits it.





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Every time I have a thought of Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, and Dusty Bottoms this guy pops into my head. These thoughts happen a lot. You could say I have a plethora of them.

Based on the darker remakes/reboots like the Nolan Batman trilogy, Man of Steel, and Footloose; could a new ¡Three Amigos! be far behind?

If so, there better be a singing bush and My Little Buttercup duet. I don't care if it doesn't make sense or fit into the story line. They almost didn't in the original.



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Just because your TV show gets the boot doesn't mean you should stop taking care of yourself. This is like looking at a bear in a Wonder Woman outfit.

The lady in the background is thinking "I knew I could pull that off"...Everyday I'm Shufflin robot doesn't agree.

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Typically the Halloween costume you remember wearing the most comes with a great story to go with it. Here is a fun story to go along with this viewer submitted alien chestburster costume.

Scene: Costumer is outside having a smoke, when an old man in his mid to late 70's approaches and says:

Old Man: "Your gonna get all the ladies tonight."

Being confused, the costumer asked him nonchalantly

Me: "Oh really? Why's that?"

Old Man: "Because you've got a massive cock hanging out of your chest!"

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