WTF Costumes: The Crazy & Sexy Halloween Costume Archive

Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick have never looked this sexy before in this Halloween costume. This could easily work as a male costume but would lose all of its appeal.

Not sure what to go as this Halloween? Go as a toilet and be a shithead to everyone but say it's part of your costume. Yours for under $50 here.

Shoes aside this Sonja costume from Mortal Kombat kicks ass. I'm attributing a lot of its ass kicking ability to those short hot pants. Shawing!

This is the perfect costume for a Cosplay convention as no one will know you're the tool inside the costume and you can perv on the scantly clad female attendees in their Lara Croft outfits.

If you really want to dress up as your fav movie characters but don't have the balls to done the outift that's fine. Get your kids to dress up. It's always funnier. This Napolean Dynamite costume is the perfect example of that.

If your Indiana Jones costume sucks ass then go as a C64 Pitt Fall Costume. Sure to impress all of the nerds over 30 with your clever design. Hey throw in a red scarf for good measure. The games character was so small no one will dispute it.

Could you ever find a better way to spend $70? If anyone complains about your costume you just ask them to smell the cheese then bop them in the nose.

Sometimes the idea for a costume is better when it's in your head. By the time to spend all the time putting it together you end up with something that could be right out of a serial killers bio page. Also make sure you spell the operations correctly ot you'll look illiterate as well as lame.

If you're going to all the effort to create serial killer Bert & Ernie costumes, complete with rubber duckie, you could at least get Bert's shirt right.

I thought this costume came with inflatable arms but it looks like this guy brought his own.

Wario has really let himself go lately but what's really bad are those trainers.

These look more like armed robbers than lego.

Good call forgoing the lego body and putting all your time into the realistic Lego head and hands. I would have made the hands small enough to hold a beer properly though.

Points for trying but you only make me want to push you over and laugh as you spend the rest of the night trying to get up.

Does this count as a costume?

I think the way they treat prisoners in Abu Ghraib is terrible. Here is a photo sneaked out of the new prison cells for troublesome inmates.

They force all the inmates to recreate a game of Tetris killing the ones who form a row.

Working your way through college can be hard sometimes. Just don't expect to win any Miss America pageants.

Ummmm dude I can see your penis.... and the steroids have seriously affected its size.

Growing up in the ghetto is tough. The only way to protect yourself is to wear body armour. But that shit's expensive so here's the next best thing.

At least no one will ask you if you bought your costume or how long it took to make. Why even bother with the gloves?

If anyone takes offense you just tell them you're actually a badly designed bacon costume.

This dude is so prepared he brought his own cake knife.

What part of this costume required getting naked?

Without the title you would label this "Dead tech support nerd"

And you thought Borat introduced this type of fashion. Please, the Japanse are now the only true innovators when it comes to fashion, TV and sexual perversions.

This is a form of torture isn't it?

Why go to a fancy dress party dress as an Orange when you clearly haven't eaten a piece of fruit in years.

Suicidal neo nazi seeks same. Must like Tim Burton films.

The manufacturing factory company in China got the costume template mixed up half way and produced a Voodoo Penis Costume.

If this seems like your next Halloween costume you can buy it here. But seriously why.

It's a mix of the Intel Spacemen meets Moshgirl. Not sure if the tiny office chair is part of the costume or an optical illusion.

There comes a time when no matter how much you want to bone a girl dressing up as a fluffy, pink love heart and serenading here with a ballad you wrote on your guitar is just not worth it.

Honestly once cargo pants went out of fashion I totally lost track of mens fashion. Is this what we have become?

Why bother with the multi pass? Just wearing this 5th Element costume shows your commitment to the cause of good Halloween costumes.

This might seem funny but if you do this and then bet f**ked up on drugs you'll end up making a big mistake.

Maybe in Canada this would be acceptable but in the rest of the world it's just dumb. Although it is better than the instant messenger costume.

No need to wait until Halloween for this gem. Keep your kids in food costumes all year round as this is cute as.

What not to wear at the next office Christmas party fancy dress.

If you're planning on trying to "pick up" at the Halloween costume party don't go as a caveman. Or if you do go as a friendlier Flintsons character. Oh and good luck catching a cab home too.

This is one couples costume that you really need to stand together for it to work. Apart it just looks lame. And remember if you meet another couple dress up as a power plug make sure you have compatible voltage before swapping key chains.

This can be yours for a low $34 buy here.

What's scaring me is no one else is in costume.

Give the person who invented body paint a pat on the back. Hooray for college girls.

This guy spent the whole night talking to the two balloons thinking they were hot chicks as his visor was tinted to heavily. Only to end up soiling himself on the dancefloor.

Ever make a costume and then by the end you have no idea what it's meant to be? Then you spend the whole night saying "Yeah, I got NFI either"

Awesomo needs a drink. Awesomo will rock this party. Awesome is going to barf.

The attention to detail on this Southpark costume is great. For once a cardboard robot actually works.

There was never a time that this costume was going to look good. And if you're going to the effort of making Cat-5 why not go to Cat-5E.

Sometimes something is so wrong it's right.

Don't you just hate it when someone else has the same costume as you. Also with faces like that why not choose a costume that covers them?

My knowledge of all things weird doesn't cover knowing WTF this is meant to be.

For once a costume with type on it actually works.

Here the Japanese show us how the Catgirl costumes are done. Western attempts have previously failed.

Kick an' a punch!!!! Basing your halloween costume on an already simple video game character is the simple path to a good costume.

What this guy lack is realism he makes up for in size. I think this tops the previous Dragon Ball Z hair costume.

Too bad the dude rocked up a week too late for for the Comic Convention. Hence his anger and the fact no one else is there.

While the costume is spot on it still looks wrong.

Nintendo won the console war not because of superior technology but their fan boys were more organised and smarter. Have you ever seen a Sega console costume?

Sometimes not sticking to the authentic costume works much better.

This costume is shit.

I am Crapatron. Leader of the Cardboadbots.

This one is probably more suitable at your local swingers xmas party,

What not to wear at your next court case.

Almost as rigid as Mark Hamil's performance.

Take away the giant sword and you have what the guy normally wears to parties.

Trick or Treating can be cold so make sure your kids have a Halloween costume that lets them wear a tracksuit and still stay in character.

Sorry the polls are closed, the winners of this year's cutest Halloweeners is this brother and sister combo dressed up as the Mario Brothers.

The costume looks about as well thought out as her interior decorating.

This costume probably cost 5c which back in those days would buy you a hair cut, lunch and a train ticket back to the burbs where you lived.