Costumes in the Simple Category

Alien Chestburster Costume

Typically the Halloween costume you remember wearing the most comes with a great story to go with it. Here is a fun story to go along with this viewer submitted alien chestburster costume.

Scene: Costumer is outside having a smoke, when an old man in his mid to late 70's approaches and says:

Old Man: "Your gonna get all the ladies tonight."

Being confused, the costumer asked him nonchalantly

Me: "Oh really? Why's that?"

Old Man: "Because you've got a massive cock hanging out of your chest!"

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Statue of Liberty Costume

Thanks to Bob for sending in his costume. He created the perfect Halloween costume if your goal is to stand around and not do anything. Unless you want to pull a Ghostbusters II at times and dance around to "Higher and Higher".

There is a downside. You might get some punk teenagers trying to answer the age old question of what's up the skirt for themselves.

Where did he find those sandals? They look like the actual pair on the Statue of Liberty.

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Venture Bros Henchman Costumes

I never thought my opinion of a "henchmen" could be lower until I saw these Venture Bros. Henchmen of The Monarch.

Of course the Star Wars Stormtroopers are the most popular henchmen. The Wicked Witch of the West's' flying monkeys if you include primates. Those henchmen get to wear cool armor and fashionable vests.

But what do characters like Henchmen 21 and 24 get; butterfly costumes. I guess that's why only depressed people wear them.

Oh well, at least they make some people happy (see above).

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Lucas Barton Costume

Awesome costume based on Lucas Barton from the classic 1989 film The Wizard, STARRING...Fred Savage!

Remember how jealous you were when Lucas dramatically took out his metal brief case (with inside padding) and played him some Rad Racer with The Power Glove? That was back when "knowing" 97 video games was a turn on for girls.

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Robo Lincoln Costume

What do you get when you're sporting a vintage costume, chin curtain beard, top hat, steampunk gadgetry, and a bad ass attitude? Robo Abraham Lincoln!