Costumes in the Simple Category

Pixelated Halloween Costume

There are people who skimp on their costume (that's what this site is mostly about), but this is going too far. It's such a low quality costume that it has become pixelated.

It's a little weird looking at an image of someone dressed up as an image.
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Baby Face Mask

There are two definitions for the word "baby face", the traditional definition and the Halloween definition.

  • Baby face (Traditional): Someone with a young appearance, or having a childish looking face.
  • Baby face (Halloween): A baby is literally a part of or coming out of your face

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Sexy...yet formal (somewhat) at the same time.

Sexy Dumber and Dumbre Tuxedos

Ladies, we know that you are jealous when your date rocks out an awesome Dumb and Dumber tuxedo. Good news is that you can join in on the fun and create your own version. I think sooner or later companies will get wise and create something similar to these for purchase.

Is that guy drinking out of a boot shaped glass? I know that's the last thing I should be looking at. I want one!!!
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Halloween is probably like Christmas for child molesters. Especially for pedophiles that have ankle monitors on their leg such as this creeper.

Creepy Pedophile Costume

Look at the excitement on his face. I bet he even combed his mustache. You can't blame him, it's the only time his treats come to him.

Thanks Mr. Mosley for sending in this homemade pedophile costume. You probably didn't have to dress up though. Just tell people your name is Mr. Mosley and I'm sure they would've figured out what you were for Halloween.
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Banana Costume Grocery Store

Banana Republic Costume

Rotten Banana Costume

Just because it isn't Halloween doesn't mean you can't have a good time in a banana costume. I checked out the banana costume category on HalloweenCostumes.com and created a list of my top 5 things to do in a banana costume:

  1. Stand next to the bananas in the grocery store and yell "What, am I not ripe enough for you?!" to banana purchasers.
  2. Lie on the ground and do your best to make people trip over you.
  3. Go to the Banana Republic and start a revolution.
  4. Start random conversions with people and suddenly leave saying "You're driving me bananas!"
  5. Go to a shoe store and apply for a job as a shoe polisher.

What would you include in your top 5 things to do in a banana costume?


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This page is an archive of recent costumes in the Simple category.

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