Costumes in the Simple Category
This funny Halloween costume proves that the Hamburger Helper is still a favorite among food mascots.
He used to be in commercials a lot. But, over time he became depressed for not being able to give the middle finger and developed a hand lotion addiction because of it.
How exactly is this costume from the Clone Wars supposed to keep you warm in a snow storm? Not that I am complaining, the costume is very form fitting, has two fuzzy ball strings, and comes with a state of the art talking gun. Perfect for Halloween.
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You have to be a dedicated Hulk Hogan fan if you are willing to bronze your entire body to complete your Halloween costume. I always think Hulk Hogan is talking to me when he ends his sentences with "brother", and I don't like it.
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Nothing says "King of Dodgeball" like a purple spandex suit with a cobra on it. You can also accessories your Halloween costume with a dodgeball. It's the perfect defense mechanism for those rowdy nights.
You can tell he's been hitting on this sexy cop all night and thinks he's making progress.
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