Costumes in the Simple Category
You've been invited to a Halloween party and you have the perfect outfit. A sexy tight fitting nuns costume. Then you re read the invite and see it has a side note "costumes must be in bad taste". Not wanting to have to buy another costume you throw a pillow under the skirt and head out.
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Dear Eli Roth, Sam Rami, the guys who made SAW, or even Rob Zombie.
Please make your next horror maniac a guy in this costume. It's scary enough as it is and the killers stick could be he removes people's adam's apples and bread baskets from their living bodies with giant, razor sharp tweezers. The movie ends with the killer being electrocuted but not badly enough to stop sequels.
It'd be called OPERATION: Batteries not included
If this gets made all I want is an executive producer credit.
The previous Operation costume was scary but in a different way.
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The Dark Knight made a bucket load of cash and while Batman was the hero everyone loved The Joker. So get ready for every Halloween party to have at least 5 jokers. And if you dead set on going as The Joker then you better make sure your costume is as good as this one.
Or you'll end up looking like the ones below.
Even worse is if you leave your costume buying till the last minute, and have to get a rental costume, you'll end up with something like this.
My bet would be to pick a movie that hasn't come out yet (Watchmen for instance) and go there.
Bad Taste Area: If you really want to make a scene (in a bad taste way) you can try this costume idea and dress up as Heath Ledger.
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