Costumes in the Simple Category

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I think this is even funnier than the previous baby lobster costume.


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The Sweet Relish guy is stoned off his dial.


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Choosing a costume for this years Halloween is easy. Just don't wear this and you'll be fine.


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Introducing the The Super Mofo Bros Mario, Luigi and Wesley. They won't be going down any green pipe for some cracker ho princess.

On a Serious note: I have the sneaking suspicion that it was only meant to be Mario and Luigi but, as luck had it, some other guy walked in wearing overalls. Hence the lack of jumbo comedy hands.


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Here's a simple rule for Yoda Star Wars costumes. Unless your aged under 10 or a dog do not dress in a Yoda costume for Halloween. It's just impossible to make it look any good in fact it looks lame and almost disturbing. Need proof? See the examples below.

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As you can see above Yoda costumes and older people don't mix

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Even Martin Scorsese can't save this costume.

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No matter how well the costume is made unless you're a midget the costume just looks wrong.

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Dogs + Yoda Costume = Fucking Funny.
This is the eqivilent of the aligning of planets. You can't ask for more. Not that cats in Yoda costumes are non existent. That's probably because cats suck.

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The only thing better than a kid ina Yoda costume is one with a hottie mom. And a celeb one at that!

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There are 3 options for Yoda costumes. Above is official licenced Yoda hats for kids.

Secondly there is Yoda masks complimented with a Yoda T-Shirt. Not exacly staying true to the films but still says "Yoda" to potential houses when asking for candy.

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Lastly there's home made custom Yoda costumes. As you can see kids don't like you cheaping out. Also how will George Lucas make money if you don't buy official licenced goods?

If you really have your heart set on a Yoda Costume for Halloween your best bet is to go as Luke Skywalker and have the Yoda backpack. It's the perfect comprimise plus you can use the backpack the rest of the year, not just at Halloween.

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And if you're female you're basically limited to two Star Wars costumes. Sexy slave Leia and the Sexy Blue/Green Slave girl costume. Sorry thems the rules.

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I would use my Jedi mind trick en masse right now.

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Don't try and do a female Yoda costume. As Yoda should be like Smurfs. Male only.

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