Costumes in the Simple Category

At first you think this is kinda cute. The little kid dressed up. Then you see the dudes got a beard and now think "What a shit effort, where's the blades?!".

He's probably presenting his wrists there to be hand cuffed and taken away by the Crap Costume Police (CCP).

One day this kid will see this photo and remember how his parents made him wear it all day around the city instead of changing just before the dress up party. He'll go postal and end up pleading insanity at the trial for double homicide.

This costume probably cost 5c which back in those days would buy you a hair cut, lunch and a train ticket back to the burbs where you lived.

The costume looks about as well thought out as her interior decorating.

Sorry the polls are closed, the winners of this year's cutest Halloweeners is this brother and sister combo dressed up in Mario and Luigi costumes.