Costumes in the Animal Category

"Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat"

Even though the Keyboard Cat video has been out since 2007 I wasn't aware there are certain circles of people who actually like to dress as Fatso and play his little tune. I am assuming these costumers have no actual keyboarding skills. But what do they care; they're a cats!
The first time I watched this video I couldn't stop laughing. When I tried to take a cat nap I couldn't get the tune out of my head and started having nightmares.

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Let's face it, your dog is going to look depressed no matter what costume you put on it. So, if you are going to dress your pet up for Halloween you might as well have some fun at the pet's expense.

I'm curious what kind of mutt this would produce.

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I read that the Engine Room scenes in the new Star Trek movie were filmed at a Budweiser Plant. This was going to be their new "Spuds MacKenzie" in a cross-promotional marketing campaign but sadly it was just too fucking stupid.

JJ Abrams needs to go back to LOST.

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Crocodile Dundee would be so proud of this pet costume. It looks like he is gathering signatures for a petition or fundraiser. Nothing like trying to gather the sympathy votes than by having your dog devoured by a crocodile.

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Here's a simple rule for Yoda Star Wars costumes. Unless your aged under 10 or a dog do not dress in a Yoda costume for Halloween. It's just impossible to make it look any good in fact it looks lame and almost disturbing. Need proof? See the examples below.

As you can see above Yoda costumes and older people don't mix

Even Martin Scorsese can't save this costume.

No matter how well the costume is made unless you're a midget the costume just looks wrong.

Dogs + Yoda Costume = Fucking Funny.
This is the eqivilent of the aligning of planets. You can't ask for more. Not that cats in Yoda costumes are non existent. That's probably because cats suck.

The only thing better than a kid ina Yoda costume is one with a hottie mom. And a celeb one at that!

There are 3 options for Yoda costumes. Above is official licenced Yoda hats for kids.

Secondly there is Yoda masks complimented with a Yoda T-Shirt. Not exacly staying true to the films but still says "Yoda" to potential houses when asking for candy.

Lastly there's home made custom Yoda costumes. As you can see kids don't like you cheaping out. Also how will George Lucas make money if you don't buy official licenced goods?

If you really have your heart set on a Yoda Costume for Halloween your best bet is to go as Luke Skywalker and have the Yoda backpack. It's the perfect comprimise plus you can use the backpack the rest of the year, not just at Halloween.

And if you're female you're basically limited to two Star Wars costumes. Sexy slave Leia and the Sexy Blue/Green Slave girl costume. Sorry thems the rules.

I would use my Jedi mind trick en masse right now.

Don't try and do a female Yoda costume. As Yoda should be like Smurfs. Male only.

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