WTF Costumes: The Crazy & Sexy Halloween Costume Archive

Shoes aside this Sonja costume from Mortal Kombat kicks ass. I'm attributing a lot of its ass kicking ability to those short hot pants. Shawing!

Truly inspired! It's people like this that make everyone else's costume look crap. You can also make this crass joke without getting in trouble: "Do you give good head?"

Here's a step by step guide on how to make it on as featured in Make magazine.

Also check out Nicole's blog to see a preview of her costume for 2007. This is looking just as good.

Wario has really let himself go lately but what's really bad are those trainers.

Notice the difference? Yep the lady above forgot about the boots. Why do to all the effort and forget the footwear?

Does this count as a costume?

Working your way through college can be hard sometimes. Just don't expect to win any Miss America pageants.

A costume like this is quite hard to pull off and you have to give the girl props for trying. Next time try Thelma from Scooby Doo.

Not bad for a video game heroine.

Damn looks like you can do no wrong with this character.

Whoa! I stand corrected. Please use the sword to decapitate yourself.

Ping pong balls not incuded

This is what happens when Chun Li and E Honda get their meals switched.

Give the glasses to the other Smurf as he needs them! She probably smurfed him right in the smurfing parking lot.

And if you needed more proof that Smurfs are sex starved blue balling dudes then check the photo below. Check what Brainy Smurf's packing.

Even a vegetarian would have a hard time refusing a coupon from this burger establishment.

Here's her photos on Flickr.

Here she is topless in the next photo!?

Why bother with the multi pass? Just wearing this 5th Element costume shows your commitment to the cause of good Halloween costumes.

This is one couples costume that you really need to stand together for it to work. Apart it just looks lame. And remember if you meet another couple dress up as a power plug make sure you have compatible voltage before swapping key chains.

This can be yours for a low $34 buy here.

Give the person who invented body paint a pat on the back. Hooray for college girls.

This guy spent the whole night talking to the two balloons thinking they were hot chicks as his visor was tinted to heavily. Only to end up soiling himself on the dancefloor.

My knowledge of all things weird doesn't cover knowing WTF this is meant to be.

Here the Japanese show us how the Catgirl costumes are done. Western attempts have previously failed.

Kick an' a punch!!!! Basing your halloween costume on an already simple video game character is the simple path to a good costume.

Sometimes not sticking to the authentic costume works much better.

10 points for originality and execution.

This guy was so popular they made a bobble head out of him.

I originally thought this was a Metroid costume but now after actually checking online I have no idea what it is.

But let this be a lesson to all women. Costumes make you look sexier. If you want to get noticed just wear this all the time.

Your kids will never want to eat at McDonald's again after having this maniac visit them during Halloween. You want brains with that?!

The costume looks about as well thought out as her interior decorating.

The next time your partner asks you to dress up in order to "spice up the relationship" just make sure they don't have something like this in mind.

I think Scientologists have been given a bad wrap. Well that's what I' be saying if the Sea Org representative looked and dressed like this like this. I'd take all the free stress test it took.
Get this Sexy Sailor Costume here and if the Scientology overtones seem a little unsexy then just recreate Gilligans Island.

Here's what the original Alice would think of this costume.

Basically any female Disney character is up for grabs when it comes to sexy Halloween costumes. Except maybe for Ursula from the Little Mermaid. This Sexy Alice in Wonderland costume makes me want to dress up like a rabbit and chase her down the hole. Except this model may have been crippled as she can't seem to stand straight.

Inspired by the famous Nat Geo photo from 1984 reffered to as Afghan Girl. Although the women in the costume doesn't seem as nice as the original.

This is similar to the Girl in the Pearl Earring and Mona Lisa costumes featured earlier.

I'm going to end up having sexual fantasies about this one.

Not sure what it is about women in blue but it always tickles my fancy. Whether they are from Mass Effect, 5th Element or the add episode of Star Trek blue women are much better than green women.

This Smurfette costume certainly makes me want to go all Handy Smurf :)

This is a pretty good effort. Some paint on the hands and you'd be pretty much done.