Costumes in the Male Category

Alien (?) Chestburster Costume

Typically the Halloween costume you remember wearing the most comes with a great story to go with it. Here is a fun story to go along with this viewer submitted alien chestburster costume.

Scene: Costumer is outside having a smoke, when an old man in his mid to late 70's approaches and says:

Old Man: "Your gonna get all the ladies tonight."
Being confused, the costumer asked him nonchalantly
Me: "Oh really? Why's that?"
Old Man: "Because you've got a massive cock hanging out of your chest!"

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Caged Groom Costume

Somebody tell the bride you can't lift like that! She needs a back support belt!

Thanks to Raymond for sending in this variation based on the popular man in a gorilla cage from last year. Now you have a great way of saying "I'm trapped in a relationship" without actually being in one.
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Lucas Barton Wizard Costume

Awesome costume based on Lucas Barton from the classic 1989 film The Wizard, STARRING...Fred Savage!

Remember how jealous you were when Lucas dramatically took out his metal brief case (with inside padding) and played him some Rad Racer with The Power Glove? That was back when "knowing" 97 video games was a turn on for girls.

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What do you get when you're sporting a vintage costume, chin curtain beard, top hat, steampunk gadgetry, and a bad ass attitude? Robo Abraham Lincoln!

Robo Lincoln Steampunk Costume

Steampunked Abraham Lincoln Costume

These pictures are so patriotic. The only thing that's missing to push it over the top is him holding the American flag.
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Baby Face Mask

There are two definitions for the word "baby face", the traditional definition and the Halloween definition.

  • Baby face (Traditional): Someone with a young appearance, or having a childish looking face.
  • Baby face (Halloween): A baby is literally a part of or coming out of your face

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