Costumes in the Male Category

Growing up in the ghetto is tough. The only way to protect yourself is to wear body armour. But that shit's expensive so here's the next best thing.

Ummmm dude I can see your penis.... and the steroids have seriously affected its size.

Only a man can think up such a tasteless costume. Either this is meant to be Red Rising Hood or John Bobbitt having a nightmare.

Those are the worst tin foil sais I have ever seen. And those turd nun chucks are embarrassing.

This is one costume that requires a double take to fully take in it's genius. I'm referring to the one on the left not the faux fur coat with feather boa.