Let this be a lesson to all people dressing up this Halloween. Make your costume so bad ass they people are just afraid to ask where it'd from. If they do ask just yell loudly "A SAMUARI NEVER REVEALS HIS NAME" and run away with sword in hand.
Point for effort on this Half Life costume. If the crotch didn't look like a nappy you could almost walk around without feeling like a complete twat. Then again no one gives you shit when you carry around a crowbar.
If your Indiana Jones costume sucks ass then go as a C64 Pitt Fall Costume. Sure to impress all of the nerds over 30 with your clever design. Hey throw in a red scarf for good measure. The games character was so small no one will dispute it.
I never knew The Thing was such a cult hit. You'd have to spend the whole Halloween party telling people who you were but that'd fine you look bad ass. Next time try Snake Pliskin as that's a more recognizable Kurt Russel character
If you really want to dress up as your fav movie characters but don't have the balls to done the outift that's fine. Get your kids to dress up. It's always funnier. This Napolean Dynamite costume is the perfect example of that.
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