WTF Costumes: The Crazy & Sexy Halloween Costume Archive

Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick have never looked this sexy before in this Halloween costume. This could easily work as a male costume but would lose all of its appeal.

Not sure what to go as this Halloween? Go as a toilet and be a shithead to everyone but say it's part of your costume. Yours for under $50 here.

This is the perfect costume for a Cosplay convention as no one will know you're the tool inside the costume and you can perv on the scantly clad female attendees in their Lara Croft outfits.

If you're thinking of making a Katamari Damacy Costume this Halloween just remember, someone has already done it better than you. The above is a mix of the inspired and the scary. Remember it the only costume you can play with your balls and get away with it.

Could you ever find a better way to spend $70? If anyone complains about your costume you just ask them to smell the cheese then bop them in the nose.

Sometimes the idea for a costume is better when it's in your head. By the time to spend all the time putting it together you end up with something that could be right out of a serial killers bio page. Also make sure you spell the operations correctly ot you'll look illiterate as well as lame.

Uncomfortable yes but worth the effort if you really want to offend people. You do not want to eat pudding while in this costume.

If this isn't offensive enough for you you can try this one for size.

You might not to able to hold a drink, go to the toilet or walk through normal doors but you can arrive to the Star Wars even safe in the knowledge no one else is wearing the same thing as you.

These look more like armed robbers than lego.

Good call forgoing the lego body and putting all your time into the realistic Lego head and hands. I would have made the hands small enough to hold a beer properly though.

Points for trying but you only make me want to push you over and laugh as you spend the rest of the night trying to get up.

I think the way they treat prisoners in Abu Ghraib is terrible. Here is a photo sneaked out of the new prison cells for troublesome inmates.

They force all the inmates to recreate a game of Tetris killing the ones who form a row.

This is one costume where you not only look like a tool you actually are one. Get yours now for under $50.

At least no one will ask you if you bought your costume or how long it took to make. Why even bother with the gloves?

If anyone takes offense you just tell them you're actually a badly designed bacon costume.

Get the hell out of there Pac Man the ghost isn't blue.

Without the title you would label this "Dead tech support nerd"

This is a form of torture isn't it?

Why go to a fancy dress party dress as an Orange when you clearly haven't eaten a piece of fruit in years.

It's a mix of the Intel Spacemen meets Moshgirl. Not sure if the tiny office chair is part of the costume or an optical illusion.

Ever start a Halloween costume and then change your mind half way through? But you have already invested so much time in the costume you just work with what you've got as a base for a totally different costume? Yeah me neither.

Maybe in Canada this would be acceptable but in the rest of the world it's just dumb. Although it is better than the instant messenger costume.

You'd be angry too if you spent all the time on your costume onto the realize you can't fit in the bloody thing. At least he doesn't have to get out of his costume to go to the toilet.

Ever make a costume and then by the end you have no idea what it's meant to be? Then you spend the whole night saying "Yeah, I got NFI either"

There was never a time that this costume was going to look good. And if you're going to the effort of making Cat-5 why not go to Cat-5E.

Sometimes something is so wrong it's right.

Don't you just hate it when someone else has the same costume as you. Also with faces like that why not choose a costume that covers them?

For once a costume with type on it actually works.

Nintendo won the console war not because of superior technology but their fan boys were more organised and smarter. Have you ever seen a Sega console costume?

This costume is shit.

This one is probably more suitable at your local swingers xmas party,

This is the kind of costume that will have the entire office talking about you for years to come. In fact the CEO will get on this knees and pray to your awesomeness. And if this is your CEO then pledge your unworthiness.

Here's the creators blog and more photos.

Who TF knows what this is but it kicks ass. It's like something from an early Peter Jackson film or a GWAR stage show.

What not to wear at your next court case.

Take away the giant sword and you have what the guy normally wears to parties.

Sorry the polls are closed, the winners of this year's cutest Halloweeners is this brother and sister combo dressed up as the Mario Brothers.

This costume probably cost 5c which back in those days would buy you a hair cut, lunch and a train ticket back to the burbs where you lived.

Here's what you can pick up at a thrift shop for $2.95 the night before Halloween. This guy also snapped up some brown pants and Grey jumper for a bargain too.

You may think that making a costume out of cardboard is cheap and fun but you could be doing serious damage to your kids psychological state. Here's photographic evidence.

There is a fine line between genius and absurd. This one definitely falls into the latter. This is probably more offensive than the previous giving birth costume which requires 2 people to pull off.

If you really want to stand out at a Halloween fancy dress party you need a few things;

1: An original idea
2: Craft skills to actually see the idea come to life
3: Attitude to make the costume work

What you see above is all three together but for all the wrong reasons.

Even though it looks like a lot of work has gone into this costume one can only wonder WTF is it. At least it can be recycled into several draft stoppers for doors and thus, in a way, is environmentally friendly.
Update: Thank you to all the comments. It is indeed his noodley one the FSM. I have touched a nerve with followers out there. I apologise for not recognising his greatness.

OK I know I got it wrong originally so I am trying to appease the FSM fans with this collation of FSM costumes. Some good some bad but one thing is for sure you're bound to get a WTF from any friend who hasn't drunk the Kool Aid on this trend.

Photos found here, here and here.