Sexy Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick Costume
Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick have never looked this sexy before in this Halloween costume. This could easily work as a male costume but would lose all of its appeal.
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July 23, 2007
Sexy Sonja & Sub Zero MK Costume
Shoes aside this Sonja costume from Mortal Kombat kicks ass. I'm attributing a lot of its ass kicking ability to those short hot pants. Shawing!
DOTT: Green & Purple Tentacle
This is the perfect costume for a Cosplay convention as no one will know you're the tool inside the costume and you can perv on the scantly clad female attendees in their Lara Croft outfits.
Napolean Dynamite Kids Costume
If you really want to dress up as your fav movie characters but don't have the balls to done the outift that's fine. Get your kids to dress up. It's always funnier. This Napolean Dynamite costume is the perfect example of that.
The Thing's Mac Ready Costume
I never knew The Thing was such a cult hit. You'd have to spend the whole Halloween party telling people who you were but that'd fine you look bad ass. Next time try Snake Pliskin as that's a more recognizable Kurt Russel character
C64 Pitfall Costume
If your Indiana Jones costume sucks ass then go as a C64 Pitt Fall Costume. Sure to impress all of the nerds over 30 with your clever design. Hey throw in a red scarf for good measure. The games character was so small no one will dispute it.
Half Life Freeman Costume
Point for effort on this Half Life costume. If the crotch didn't look like a nappy you could almost walk around without feeling like a complete twat. Then again no one gives you shit when you carry around a crowbar.
Samuari Showdown Bishamon Costume
Let this be a lesson to all people dressing up this Halloween. Make your costume so bad ass they people are just afraid to ask where it'd from. If they do ask just yell loudly "A SAMUARI NEVER REVEALS HIS NAME" and run away with sword in hand.
Heaps of Katamari Damacy Costumes
If you're thinking of making a Katamari Damacy Costume this Halloween just remember, someone has already done it better than you. The above is a mix of the inspired and the scary. Remember it the only costume you can play with your balls and get away with it.
Marie Antoinette Headless Costume
Truly inspired! It's people like this that make everyone else's costume look crap. You can also make this crass joke without getting in trouble: "Do you give good head?"
Here's a step by step guide on how to make it on as featured in Make magazine.
Also check out Nicole's blog to see a preview of her costume for 2007. This is looking just as good.
Operation Costume
Sometimes the idea for a costume is better when it's in your head. By the time to spend all the time putting it together you end up with something that could be right out of a serial killers bio page. Also make sure you spell the operations correctly ot you'll look illiterate as well as lame.
Ice Man Costume
There is a fine line between a good looking costume and something that looks like an S&M restricting outfit. This one for Iceman falls to the latter. This is not one person you want to let take your kids trick or treating with.
July 24, 2007
Bert & Ernie Nightmare Costume
If you're going to all the effort to create serial killer Bert & Ernie costumes, complete with rubber duckie, you could at least get Bert's shirt right.
Giving Birth Costume
Uncomfortable yes but worth the effort if you really want to offend people. You do not want to eat pudding while in this costume.
If this isn't offensive enough for you you can try this one for size.
Duffman Costume
I thought this costume came with inflatable arms but it looks like this guy brought his own.
Penis Costumes
Notice how no one else is in costume in this photo. This is what happens when you lose a bet and have to spend an entire semester at college dressed like this.
Why go just as a penis when you can go as a VD. Great posters, they must subscribe to Student Decorating Weekly.
If my penis had black rings around it like this costume depicts I'd be worried. He's one worried looking penis.
This is the Rolls Royce of penis costumes. Accept no substitute when you go to your local costume dealer.
Kermit
I think I saw this costume in an amphibian porno.
Penis Man Costume
Is this John Tesh? This costume speaks for itself.
Death Star Costume
You might not to able to hold a drink, go to the toilet or walk through normal doors but you can arrive to the Star Wars even safe in the knowledge no one else is wearing the same thing as you.
Kid Luigi Ghost Hunter Costume
This is the perfect costume if you kids suffers from a premature mustache.
Female Wario Costume
Wario has really let himself go lately but what's really bad are those trainers.
Fat Wonder Women Costume
Notice the difference? Yep the lady above forgot about the boots. Why do to all the effort and forget the footwear?
Lego Costumes
These look more like armed robbers than lego.
Good call forgoing the lego body and putting all your time into the realistic Lego head and hands. I would have made the hands small enough to hold a beer properly though.
Points for trying but you only make me want to push you over and laugh as you spend the rest of the night trying to get up.
Mini Hitler Costume
When is the last time you saw Hitler and smiled?
Pumpkin Fat Ass Costume
Does this count as a costume?
Kid Oompa Loompa Costume
Albino kids can be useful.
Hellboy Costume
Getting badly sunburnt doesnt mean you have to give up on Halloween costumes as this Hellboy costume shows. Kick ass.
Tetris Costume
I think the way they treat prisoners in Abu Ghraib is terrible. Here is a photo sneaked out of the new prison cells for troublesome inmates.
They force all the inmates to recreate a game of Tetris killing the ones who form a row.
Frat Girl Costume
Working your way through college can be hard sometimes. Just don't expect to win any Miss America pageants.
Priest with Kid Costume
This is one costume that requires a double take to fully take in it's genius. I'm referring to the one on the left not the faux fur coat with feather boa.
Crappy Ninja Turtles Costumes
Those are the worst tin foil sais I have ever seen. And those turd nun chucks are embarrassing.
In The Red Riding Hood Costume
Only a man can think up such a tasteless costume. Either this is meant to be Red Rising Hood or John Bobbitt having a nightmare.
July 25, 2007
Pink Cat Costume
A costume like this is quite hard to pull off and you have to give the girl props for trying. Next time try Thelma from Scooby Doo.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Costume
Ummmm dude I can see your penis.... and the steroids have seriously affected its size.
Xbox Costume
Growing up in the ghetto is tough. The only way to protect yourself is to wear body armour. But that shit's expensive so here's the next best thing.
Shitty Robot Costume
At least no one will ask you if you bought your costume or how long it took to make. Why even bother with the gloves?
Naked Spiderman Costume
This could have worked just as well with underpants on. In fact I'll go as far to say it may have worked better. Just don't fling your web substance at me OK.
Pac Man Costume
Get the hell out of there Pac Man the ghost isn't blue.
Instant Messaging Costume
What part of this costume required getting naked?
Paine from Final Fantasy Costumes
Not bad for a video game heroine.
Damn looks like you can do no wrong with this character.
Whoa! I stand corrected. Please use the sword to decapitate yourself.
Chun Li Costume
Ping pong balls not incuded
This is what happens when Chun Li and E Honda get their meals switched.
July 27, 2007
Dead Pixel Costume
Without the title you would label this "Dead tech support nerd"
Red & Blue Japanese Homos
And you thought Borat introduced this type of fashion. Please, the Japanse are now the only true innovators when it comes to fashion, TV and sexual perversions.
August 3, 2007
Fat Orange Ball Costume
Why go to a fancy dress party dress as an Orange when you clearly haven't eaten a piece of fruit in years.
Paintball Gasmask Costume
Suicidal neo nazi seeks same. Must like Tim Burton films.
Beer Knight Costume
They'll never take.... our BEER KEG!!!!
Centaur Costume
One day a year this guy pulls out his Centaur costume, a pack of Imodium and rocks everyone socks off.
August 8, 2007
B Man Costume
So much can be said here I don't know where to start. All I can do is direct your attention to B Man's camel toe.
Dragon Ball Z Hair
If your Dragon Ball Z halloween costume doesn't have kick ass hair like this then please toss it in the bin and choose something else as this is the standard people expect. It's like the manga Dennis the Menis.
Guitar Head Costume
Honestly once cargo pants went out of fashion I totally lost track of mens fashion. Is this what we have become?
Samuari Winne the Pooh Costume
Ever start a Halloween costume and then change your mind half way through? But you have already invested so much time in the costume you just work with what you've got as a base for a totally different costume? Yeah me neither.
Sexy Juicy Burger Wench Costume
Even a vegetarian would have a hard time refusing a coupon from this burger establishment.
Here's her photos on Flickr.
Here she is topless in the next photo!?
Homer Simpson Costumes
The Simpson's seem like an easy one for Halloween costumes. But don't be fooled it can easily be done badly like below.
I don't know what's worse the costumes or the curtains.
This is the homer that skins you alive and uses your skin for his tie collection.
Why even bother with the face make-up? Your costume sucks ass. And yes I'm talking to both of you.
August 18, 2007
Facebook Halloween Costume
Maybe in Canada this would be acceptable but in the rest of the world it's just dumb. Although it is better than the instant messenger costume.
Uncomfortable R2D2 Halloween Costume
You'd be angry too if you spent all the time on your costume onto the realize you can't fit in the bloody thing. At least he doesn't have to get out of his costume to go to the toilet.
Mammogram Halloween Costume
What not to wear at the next office Christmas party fancy dress.
Caveman Costume
If you're planning on trying to "pick up" at the Halloween costume party don't go as a caveman. Or if you do go as a friendlier Flintsons character. Oh and good luck catching a cab home too.
Naked Freak Costume
What's scaring me is no one else is in costume.
August 19, 2007
Orgasmo Costume
There's some movie characters that should never be made into a Halloween costume.
Stromtrooper Mashup Costumes
Thankfully Star Wars nerds are smart enough to know how to mix two costumes in one and pull it off. Here we see an Alvis Stormtrooper and a Sherlock Holmes Storm Trooper combo. Both saved on the most expensive part of the costume, the helmet.
AT-AT Star Wars Costume
Always invite engineering students to your fancy dress party. Chances are they'll put together something totally kick ass and make your party a hit. They'll also drink less beer than most people and won't be any competition when it comes to scoring.
View the full Flickr set on it being built here.
Sexy Ivy Costume
Give the person who invented body paint a pat on the back. Hooray for college girls.