WTF Costumes: The Crazy & Sexy Halloween Costume Archive

Not sure what to go as this Halloween? Go as a toilet and be a shithead to everyone but say it's part of your costume. Yours for under $50 here.

Could you ever find a better way to spend $70? If anyone complains about your costume you just ask them to smell the cheese then bop them in the nose.

This is one costume where you not only look like a tool you actually are one. Get yours now for under $50.

If anyone takes offense you just tell them you're actually a badly designed bacon costume.

This dude is so prepared he brought his own cake knife.

Not bad for a video game heroine.

Damn looks like you can do no wrong with this character.

Whoa! I stand corrected. Please use the sword to decapitate yourself.

This is a form of torture isn't it?

The manufacturing factory company in China got the costume template mixed up half way and produced a Voodoo Penis Costume.

If this seems like your next Halloween costume you can buy it here. But seriously why.

It's a mix of the Intel Spacemen meets Moshgirl. Not sure if the tiny office chair is part of the costume or an optical illusion.

Give the glasses to the other Smurf as he needs them! She probably smurfed him right in the smurfing parking lot.

And if you needed more proof that Smurfs are sex starved blue balling dudes then check the photo below. Check what Brainy Smurf's packing.

There comes a time when no matter how much you want to bone a girl dressing up as a fluffy, pink love heart and serenading here with a ballad you wrote on your guitar is just not worth it.

Why bother with the multi pass? Just wearing this 5th Element costume shows your commitment to the cause of good Halloween costumes.

This might seem funny but if you do this and then bet f**ked up on drugs you'll end up making a big mistake.

No need to wait until Halloween for this gem. Keep your kids in food costumes all year round as this is cute as.

This is one couples costume that you really need to stand together for it to work. Apart it just looks lame. And remember if you meet another couple dress up as a power plug make sure you have compatible voltage before swapping key chains.

This can be yours for a low $34 buy here.

This one is probably more suitable at your local swingers xmas party,

One day this kid will see this photo and remember how his parents made him wear it all day around the city instead of changing just before the dress up party. He'll go postal and end up pleading insanity at the trial for double homicide.

At first you think this is kinda cute. The little kid dressed up. Then you see the dudes got a beard and now think "What a shit effort, where's the blades?!".

He's probably presenting his wrists there to be hand cuffed and taken away by the Crap Costume Police (CCP).

Here's what you can pick up at a thrift shop for $2.95 the night before Halloween. This guy also snapped up some brown pants and Grey jumper for a bargain too.

The perfect costume if you want to talk dirty to everyone and look evil at the same time. To bad about the massive camel toe you have to sport. Get this from Wal Mart for under $20.

I think Scientologists have been given a bad wrap. Well that's what I' be saying if the Sea Org representative looked and dressed like this like this. I'd take all the free stress test it took.
Get this Sexy Sailor Costume here and if the Scientology overtones seem a little unsexy then just recreate Gilligans Island.

Here's what the original Alice would think of this costume.

Basically any female Disney character is up for grabs when it comes to sexy Halloween costumes. Except maybe for Ursula from the Little Mermaid. This Sexy Alice in Wonderland costume makes me want to dress up like a rabbit and chase her down the hole. Except this model may have been crippled as she can't seem to stand straight.