Costumes in the store bought Category

It's never really Christmas for me until I see Dennis Quaid's better half, Randy Quaid, in one of his Cousin Eddie Christmas Vacation costumes.

Thinking about it, nothing would we make me happier on Christmas than to wake up in the morning, look outside, and see an asshole in their bathrobe emptying their RV waste into the sewer.

I would then have the honor in yelling out "Is your shitter full!!?". That would be the ultimate Christmas present.

Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

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Every time I have a thought of Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, and Dusty Bottoms this guy pops into my head. These thoughts happen a lot. You could say I have a plethora of them.

Based on the darker remakes/reboots like the Nolan Batman trilogy, Man of Steel, and Footloose; could a new ¡Three Amigos! be far behind?

If so, there better be a singing bush and My Little Buttercup duet. I don't care if it doesn't make sense or fit into the story line. They almost didn't in the original.



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Just because your TV show gets the boot doesn't mean you should stop taking care of yourself. This is like looking at a bear in a Wonder Woman outfit.

The lady in the background is thinking "I knew I could pull that off"...Everyday I'm Shufflin robot doesn't agree.

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Just because it isn't Halloween doesn't mean you can't have a good time in a banana costume. I checked out the banana costume category on HalloweenCostumes.com and created a list of my top 5 things to do in a banana costume:

1. Stand next to the bananas in the grocery store and yell "What, am I not ripe enough for you?!" to banana purchasers.
2. Lie on the ground and do your best to make people trip over you.
3. Go to the Banana Republic and start a revolution.
4. Start random conversions with people and suddenly leave saying "You're driving me bananas!"
5. Go to a shoe store and apply for a job as a shoe polisher.

What would you include in your top 5 things to do in a banana costume?

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Chances are if you are allowed to wear these Dumb and Dumber tuxedos to your prom or other formal event your date is your best friend. Just like Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas. If it isn't' then you've found yourself an awsome date.

These tuxedos are great because they give you an excuse to break out into a cane fight. Plus, you can save money on the limo and drive around on a scooter instead.

Those two things alone will create memories worth cherishing.

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