Costumes in the store bought Category

Hulk Hogan Costume

You have to be a dedicated Hulk Hogan fan if you are willing to bronze your entire body to complete your Halloween costume. I always think Hulk Hogan is talking to me when he ends his sentences with "brother", and I don't like it.
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You know that because of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland the Mad Hatter costume will be one of the most popular Halloween costumes.

Mad Hatter Costume

How long do you think it took him to start singing "Your Body is a Wonderland" to this sexy Alice? Hopefully her response isn't literally "Off with your head!"
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Cereal Monster Costumes

I'm glad the General Mills monsters Count Chocula and Frankenberry agreed to let outsider Boo Berry be a part of this photo. He's just a stoned version Casper.
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You can do lots of fun things in a Gorilla Costume. You can scare people in the dark, watch a screening of Godzilla shouting "This movie is driving me bananas!", or go to your local zoo and request a conjugal visit. The possibilities are endless.

Caged Man Costume

Poo-flinging is the least of his problems.

Gorilla Thong Costume

Is that a banana in your speedo or are you just glad to see me?
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Scooby Doo Group Costumes

Fun things to do on Halloween when dressed in Scooby Doo costumes:

  1. Go to your local malt shop and pig out
  2. Go to haunted houses and ruin the fun for kids by explaining everything
  3. Pull off peoples Halloween masks saying "Mystery Solved!"
  4. Sit around eating Scooby snacks ;)

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