Costumes in the store bought Category

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You've been invited to a Halloween party and you have the perfect outfit. A sexy tight fitting nuns costume. Then you re read the invite and see it has a side note "costumes must be in bad taste". Not wanting to have to buy another costume you throw a pillow under the skirt and head out.

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Dear Eli Roth, Sam Rami, the guys who made SAW, or even Rob Zombie.

Please make your next horror maniac a guy in this costume. It's scary enough as it is and the killers stick could be he removes people's adam's apples and bread baskets from their living bodies with giant, razor sharp tweezers. The movie ends with the killer being electrocuted but not badly enough to stop sequels.

It'd be called OPERATION: Batteries not included

If this gets made all I want is an executive producer credit.

The previous Operation costume was scary but in a different way.

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I think this is even funnier than the previous baby lobster costume.


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Archived in: Baby, Foods & Beverages, Funny, Simple, store bought, | | Comments ()

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The Sweet Relish guy is stoned off his dial.


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I'm not even sure if the last one is a costume or a feminist art project.

With so much interest in penis costumes I thought we'd show the other side for once.

Yes the #1 search term that links to this site is penis costume. Quite sad really. This is the costume equivalent of a fart joke. Low brow to say the least.


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