Costumes in the store bought Category

No need to wait until Halloween for this gem. Keep your kids in food costumes all year round as this is cute as.

This might seem funny but if you do this and then bet f**ked up on drugs you'll end up making a big mistake.

There comes a time when no matter how much you want to bone a girl dressing up as a fluffy, pink love heart and serenading here with a ballad you wrote on your guitar is just not worth it.

Give the glasses to the other Smurf as he needs them! She probably smurfed him right in the smurfing parking lot.

And if you needed more proof that Smurfs are sex starved blue balling dudes then check the photo below. Check what Brainy Smurf's packing.

It's a mix of the Intel Spacemen meets Moshgirl. Not sure if the tiny office chair is part of the costume or an optical illusion.