Costumes in the store bought Category

Imperial Life Guard Costume

The Imperial life guard costume would have been better executed if done by a Pamela Anderson look-alike. But I'm not going to lie, i still hear the Baywatch theme in my head when I look at this picture. Chewbacca would totally play Hasselhoff, right? Right ???
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Sexy Middle Earth Map Dress- Lord of the RIngs Dress

Middle Earth Map Dress. The South Road into Minas Tirith has never looked more sexy. Wait, wait... you will be lucky to make the journey to the Fields of Pelennor. LOL. I am making nerd map jokes about Gondor being located at her crotch.
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Japanese Raccoon Balls Costume

Is it a bear? Monkey? The Japanese packaging makes it look like Mario in raccoon form ...with his junk hanging out.
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It's never really Christmas for me until I see Dennis Quaid's better half, Randy Quaid, in one of his Cousin Eddie Christmas Vacation costumes.

Thinking about it, nothing would we make me happier on Christmas than to wake up in the morning, look outside, and see an asshole in their bathrobe emptying their RV waste into the sewer.

I would then have the honor in yelling out "Is your shitter full!!?". That would be the ultimate Christmas present.

Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
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Skeletal Amigo Costume

Every time I have a thought of Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, and Dusty Bottoms this guy pops into my head. These thoughts happen a lot. You could say I have a plethora of them.

Based on the darker remakes/reboots like the Nolan Batman trilogy, Man of Steel, and Footloose; could a new ¬°Three Amigos! be far behind?

If so, there better be a singing bush and My Little Buttercup duet. I don't care if it doesn't make sense or fit into the story line. They almost didn't in the original.


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