Costumes in the store bought Category

Star Wars Villiage People Costumes

I cannot begin to explain on how many levels I am offended by these Star Wars Village People costumes. Chief Greedo? Seriously, WTF?

Okay, Sailor Chewbacca makes for a pretty good Halloween costume. I think the only way the Village People hit 'In the Navy' can get any better is if you mix in Wookie growls.
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Green Man Costume

If you are a diehard fan of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia you'll recognize this spandex Green Man Costume. My vote for "Best Halloween Costume Model" has to go to this guy. His pose really catches the essence of what it truly means to be a Green Man.
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Klingon Costume Lawn Mowing Klingon Costume

So this is what the Klingons do when they are not trying to destroy the Federation. I am glad he remembered to smile big while showing off his Klingon Halloween costume. Show off those pearly whites.
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci."

Well, you can always get trashed and hit the town dressed up in Watchmen Costumes. It will only be slightly less depressing.

Watchmen Costumes Nite Owl Silk Spectre Costume  Comedian Doctor Manhattan Costume Ozymandias Rorschach Costume
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Injured Player Costume

Sports Halloween costumes are a way to show that you are good at a certain sport, even though you probably are not. I always knew those Nerf footballs were a hazard. He must have been playing catch with Brett Favre.
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