Costumes in the store bought Category

Kids Gnome Costume

A gnome costume is more for being punished then having fun. If your kid is being bad forget having them sit in a corner. No, it would be much more penalizing to have them get dressed in their gnome Halloween costume and stand still in the front yard.

That'll teach 'em.
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Zombie Mario Costume

Either this costume is a mix between a Zombie and a Mario Costume or our worst fears are realized. Mario has moved from shrooms to meth. Regardless, he is still going to bite you and steal all your coins.
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Archived in: Complex, Kick Ass, Male, Scary, Video Games, Zombie, store bought, | | Comments ()
Hamburger Helper Costume

This funny Halloween costume proves that the Hamburger Helper is still a favorite among food mascots.

He used to be in commercials a lot. But, over time he became depressed for not being able to give the middle finger and developed a hand lotion addiction because of it.

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Hulk Hogan Costume

You have to be a dedicated Hulk Hogan fan if you are willing to bronze your entire body to complete your Halloween costume. I always think Hulk Hogan is talking to me when he ends his sentences with "brother", and I don't like it.
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You know that because of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland the Mad Hatter costume will be one of the most popular Halloween costumes.

Mad Hatter Costume

How long do you think it took him to start singing "Your Body is a Wonderland" to this sexy Alice? Hopefully her response isn't literally "Off with your head!"
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Archived in: Books, Kick Ass, Male, Movies, Simple, WTF, store bought, | | Comments ()
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