The Mighty Ducks was one of my favorite movies growing up. After all, it's where Shaun Weiss (Goldberg) discovered his acting talent. I always knew he would go places.
Goldberg: Coach! My mom wants me to live to be Bar Mitzvah'd!
Bombaby: This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg.
Goldberg: This is more like a CIRCUMCISION.