WTF Costumes: The Crazy & Sexy Halloween Costume Archive

Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick have never looked this sexy before in this Halloween costume. This could easily work as a male costume but would lose all of its appeal.

I thought this costume came with inflatable arms but it looks like this guy brought his own.

Those are the worst tin foil sais I have ever seen. And those turd nun chucks are embarrassing.

Give the glasses to the other Smurf as he needs them! She probably smurfed him right in the smurfing parking lot.

And if you needed more proof that Smurfs are sex starved blue balling dudes then check the photo below. Check what Brainy Smurf's packing.

If your Dragon Ball Z halloween costume doesn't have kick ass hair like this then please toss it in the bin and choose something else as this is the standard people expect. It's like the manga Dennis the Menis.

Ever start a Halloween costume and then change your mind half way through? But you have already invested so much time in the costume you just work with what you've got as a base for a totally different costume? Yeah me neither.

The Simpson's seem like an easy one for Halloween costumes. But don't be fooled it can easily be done badly like below.

I don't know what's worse the costumes or the curtains.

This is the homer that skins you alive and uses your skin for his tie collection.

Why even bother with the face make-up? Your costume sucks ass. And yes I'm talking to both of you.

Kiss my shiny tin foil ass.

Here the Japanese show us how the Catgirl costumes are done. Western attempts have previously failed.

What this guy lack is realism he makes up for in size. I think this tops the previous Dragon Ball Z hair costume.

Too bad the dude rocked up a week too late for for the Comic Convention. Hence his anger and the fact no one else is there.

While the costume is spot on it still looks wrong.

Go Go Gadget Cosplay.

I am Crapatron. Leader of the Cardboadbots.

This guy was so popular they made a bobble head out of him.

Meet the one guy who was annoyed Shredder wasn't in the latest TMNT movie. The sparkly blue suit was a hand me down from a "flamboyant" uncle.

The perfect costume if you want to talk dirty to everyone and look evil at the same time. To bad about the massive camel toe you have to sport. Get this from Wal Mart for under $20.

Here's what the original Alice would think of this costume.

Basically any female Disney character is up for grabs when it comes to sexy Halloween costumes. Except maybe for Ursula from the Little Mermaid. This Sexy Alice in Wonderland costume makes me want to dress up like a rabbit and chase her down the hole. Except this model may have been crippled as she can't seem to stand straight.

I'm going to end up having sexual fantasies about this one.

Not sure what it is about women in blue but it always tickles my fancy. Whether they are from Mass Effect, 5th Element or the add episode of Star Trek blue women are much better than green women.

This Smurfette costume certainly makes me want to go all Handy Smurf :)