Just because it isn't Halloween doesn't mean you can't have a good time in a banana costume. I checked out the banana costume category on HalloweenCostumes.com and created a list of my top 5 things to do in a banana costume:
- Stand next to the bananas in the grocery store and yell "What, am I not ripe enough for you?!" to banana purchasers.
- Lie on the ground and do your best to make people trip over you.
- Go to the Banana Republic and start a revolution.
- Start random conversions with people and suddenly leave saying "You're driving me bananas!"
- Go to a shoe store and apply for a job as a shoe polisher.
What would you include in your top 5 things to do in a banana costume?
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