Cosplay is much easier for cute girls. Basically you put on any costume and it's instantly sexy. Like this one from Riddle
I think I'm in love!
It's between Hellgirl and Dr Girlfriend for the biggest nerd boner costume of the year.
Here's some other attempts at the same costume with varying success.
This Hellboy dude should cheer up.
Here's a simple rule for Yoda Star Wars costumes. Unless your aged under 10 or a dog do not dress in a Yoda costume for Halloween. It's just impossible to make it look any good in fact it looks lame and almost disturbing. Need proof? See the examples below.
As you can see above Yoda costumes and older people don't mix
Even Martin Scorsese can't save this costume.
No matter how well the costume is made unless you're a midget the costume just looks wrong.
Dogs + Yoda Costume = Fucking Funny.
This is the eqivilent of the aligning of planets. You can't ask for more. Not that cats in Yoda costumes are non existent. That's probably because cats suck.
The only thing better than a kid ina Yoda costume is one with a hottie mom. And a celeb one at that!
There are 3 options for Yoda costumes. Above is official licenced Yoda hats for kids.
Secondly there is Yoda masks complimented with a Yoda T-Shirt. Not exacly staying true to the films but still says "Yoda" to potential houses when asking for candy.
Lastly there's home made custom Yoda costumes. As you can see kids don't like you cheaping out. Also how will George Lucas make money if you don't buy official licenced goods?
If you really have your heart set on a Yoda Costume for Halloween your best bet is to go as Luke Skywalker and have the Yoda backpack. It's the perfect comprimise plus you can use the backpack the rest of the year, not just at Halloween.
And if you're female you're basically limited to two Star Wars costumes. Sexy slave Leia and the Sexy Blue/Green Slave girl costume. Sorry thems the rules.
I would use my Jedi mind trick en masse right now.
Don't try and do a female Yoda costume. As Yoda should be like Smurfs. Male only.
You know when you watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off and he rigged the bed, the door and the recording to trick his parents into thinking he was still in bed sick when really he was off doing wild and crazy 80's things and you though who the fuck coudl rig that up. This is the kind of talented smart ass Wayne Neumaier is. He sent this in. I bet it lights up and everything.
I'm only going off the original Mario Bros. games but I think Luigi always had to go sloppy seconds. And by the look on his face I don't think he cares.
Thanks Sam for sending this in. I'll leave it to my imagination as to what happened after this photo.
Eric sent this in to me. He's the one dressed as Ash from Evil dead. Thats Jason and a zombie also in the photo. While everyone's gone to a fantastic effort on their costume they forgot that a zombie has no need for an axe. That is unless it was a lumberjack zombie but then he'd be wearing plaid.
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