Costumes in the Professions Category
Sports Halloween costumes are a way to show that you are good at a certain sport, even though you probably are not. I always knew those Nerf footballs were a hazard. He must have been playing catch with Brett Favre.
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Oh no, he cut his hand off with duct-tape (Always think safety first kids). This would be a great group Halloween costume if you had a flock of girls in a sexy Nurse Costume.
I don't think the Cat in the Hat knows what he's getting into.
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You've been invited to a Halloween party and you have the perfect outfit. A sexy tight fitting nuns costume. Then you re read the invite and see it has a side note "costumes must be in bad taste". Not wanting to have to buy another costume you throw a pillow under the skirt and head out.
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