WTF Costumes: The Crazy & Sexy Halloween Costume Archive

Uncomfortable yes but worth the effort if you really want to offend people. You do not want to eat pudding while in this costume.

If this isn't offensive enough for you you can try this one for size.

Notice how no one else is in costume in this photo. This is what happens when you lose a bet and have to spend an entire semester at college dressed like this.

Why go just as a penis when you can go as a VD. Great posters, they must subscribe to Student Decorating Weekly.

If my penis had black rings around it like this costume depicts I'd be worried. He's one worried looking penis.

This is the Rolls Royce of penis costumes. Accept no substitute when you go to your local costume dealer.

Is this John Tesh? This costume speaks for itself.

Does this count as a costume?

Only a man can think up such a tasteless costume. Either this is meant to be Red Rising Hood or John Bobbitt having a nightmare.

If anyone takes offense you just tell them you're actually a badly designed bacon costume.

What part of this costume required getting naked?

Suicidal neo nazi seeks same. Must like Tim Burton films.

The manufacturing factory company in China got the costume template mixed up half way and produced a Voodoo Penis Costume.

If this seems like your next Halloween costume you can buy it here. But seriously why.

One day a year this guy pulls out his Centaur costume, a pack of Imodium and rocks everyone socks off.

So much can be said here I don't know where to start. All I can do is direct your attention to B Man's camel toe.

Honestly once cargo pants went out of fashion I totally lost track of mens fashion. Is this what we have become?

What not to wear at the next office Christmas party fancy dress.

Almost as tasteful as the Jesus in the background. I also hope that's the sheep's legs and not his dropped gonads.

Sometimes an idea comes together so well you cant help but stand back and admire the good work. Just make sure to cut eye holes in your jacket.

What's scaring me is no one else is in costume.

Ever make a costume and then by the end you have no idea what it's meant to be? Then you spend the whole night saying "Yeah, I got NFI either"

My knowledge of all things weird doesn't cover knowing WTF this is meant to be.

Your kids will never want to eat at McDonald's again after having this maniac visit them during Halloween. You want brains with that?!

What not to wear at your next court case.

Take away the giant sword and you have what the guy normally wears to parties.

Here's what you can pick up at a thrift shop for $2.95 the night before Halloween. This guy also snapped up some brown pants and Grey jumper for a bargain too.

The next time your partner asks you to dress up in order to "spice up the relationship" just make sure they don't have something like this in mind.

There is a fine line between genius and absurd. This one definitely falls into the latter. This is probably more offensive than the previous giving birth costume which requires 2 people to pull off.

If you really want to stand out at a Halloween fancy dress party you need a few things;

1: An original idea
2: Craft skills to actually see the idea come to life
3: Attitude to make the costume work

What you see above is all three together but for all the wrong reasons.

Even though it looks like a lot of work has gone into this costume one can only wonder WTF is it. At least it can be recycled into several draft stoppers for doors and thus, in a way, is environmentally friendly.
Update: Thank you to all the comments. It is indeed his noodley one the FSM. I have touched a nerve with followers out there. I apologise for not recognising his greatness.

OK I know I got it wrong originally so I am trying to appease the FSM fans with this collation of FSM costumes. Some good some bad but one thing is for sure you're bound to get a WTF from any friend who hasn't drunk the Kool Aid on this trend.

Photos found here, here and here.