Costumes in the WTF Category

If you really want to freak the person you are stalking then try this. Get a photo of their face, tear it up and paste that onto your face. Then arrive unannounced at a fancy dress Halloween party that person is also attending and follow them around saying nothing.

Choosing a costume for this years Halloween is easy. Just don't wear this and you'll be fine.

I'm not even sure if the last one is a costume or a feminist art project.

With so much interest in penis costumes I thought we'd show the other side for once.

Yes the #1 search term that links to this site is penis costume. Quite sad really. This is the costume equivalent of a fart joke. Low brow to say the least.

"Hello, This is my recent costume for a mate's 30th. I went as his mother's womb in 1978. Tim."

Tim you are a freak and also pink shirts for men suck :)

One girl by herself is quite sad. Two and you have yourself a party. If you're a young father add this to the list of costumes never to let your daughter wear.