WTF Costumes: The Crazy & Sexy Halloween Costume Archive

Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick have never looked this sexy before in this Halloween costume. This could easily work as a male costume but would lose all of its appeal.

Not sure what to go as this Halloween? Go as a toilet and be a shithead to everyone but say it's part of your costume. Yours for under $50 here.

This is the perfect costume for a Cosplay convention as no one will know you're the tool inside the costume and you can perv on the scantly clad female attendees in their Lara Croft outfits.

If you really want to dress up as your fav movie characters but don't have the balls to done the outift that's fine. Get your kids to dress up. It's always funnier. This Napolean Dynamite costume is the perfect example of that.

If you're thinking of making a Katamari Damacy Costume this Halloween just remember, someone has already done it better than you. The above is a mix of the inspired and the scary. Remember it the only costume you can play with your balls and get away with it.

I thought this costume came with inflatable arms but it looks like this guy brought his own.

Notice how no one else is in costume in this photo. This is what happens when you lose a bet and have to spend an entire semester at college dressed like this.

Why go just as a penis when you can go as a VD. Great posters, they must subscribe to Student Decorating Weekly.

If my penis had black rings around it like this costume depicts I'd be worried. He's one worried looking penis.

This is the Rolls Royce of penis costumes. Accept no substitute when you go to your local costume dealer.

You might not to able to hold a drink, go to the toilet or walk through normal doors but you can arrive to the Star Wars even safe in the knowledge no one else is wearing the same thing as you.

This is the perfect costume if you kids suffers from a premature mustache.

Wario has really let himself go lately but what's really bad are those trainers.

Notice the difference? Yep the lady above forgot about the boots. Why do to all the effort and forget the footwear?

These look more like armed robbers than lego.

Good call forgoing the lego body and putting all your time into the realistic Lego head and hands. I would have made the hands small enough to hold a beer properly though.

Points for trying but you only make me want to push you over and laugh as you spend the rest of the night trying to get up.

Albino kids can be useful.

I think the way they treat prisoners in Abu Ghraib is terrible. Here is a photo sneaked out of the new prison cells for troublesome inmates.

They force all the inmates to recreate a game of Tetris killing the ones who form a row.

Those are the worst tin foil sais I have ever seen. And those turd nun chucks are embarrassing.

Growing up in the ghetto is tough. The only way to protect yourself is to wear body armour. But that shit's expensive so here's the next best thing.

If anyone takes offense you just tell them you're actually a badly designed bacon costume.

This could have worked just as well with underpants on. In fact I'll go as far to say it may have worked better. Just don't fling your web substance at me OK.

Get the hell out of there Pac Man the ghost isn't blue.

And you thought Borat introduced this type of fashion. Please, the Japanse are now the only true innovators when it comes to fashion, TV and sexual perversions.

This is a form of torture isn't it?

They'll never take.... our BEER KEG!!!!

Give the glasses to the other Smurf as he needs them! She probably smurfed him right in the smurfing parking lot.

And if you needed more proof that Smurfs are sex starved blue balling dudes then check the photo below. Check what Brainy Smurf's packing.

Ever start a Halloween costume and then change your mind half way through? But you have already invested so much time in the costume you just work with what you've got as a base for a totally different costume? Yeah me neither.

This might seem funny but if you do this and then bet f**ked up on drugs you'll end up making a big mistake.

No need to wait until Halloween for this gem. Keep your kids in food costumes all year round as this is cute as.

You'd be angry too if you spent all the time on your costume onto the realize you can't fit in the bloody thing. At least he doesn't have to get out of his costume to go to the toilet.

What not to wear at the next office Christmas party fancy dress.

Almost as tasteful as the Jesus in the background. I also hope that's the sheep's legs and not his dropped gonads.

There's some movie characters that should never be made into a Halloween costume.

Thankfully Star Wars nerds are smart enough to know how to mix two costumes in one and pull it off. Here we see an Alvis Stormtrooper and a Sherlock Holmes Storm Trooper combo. Both saved on the most expensive part of the costume, the helmet.

Always invite engineering students to your fancy dress party. Chances are they'll put together something totally kick ass and make your party a hit. They'll also drink less beer than most people and won't be any competition when it comes to scoring.

View the full Flickr set on it being built here.

Sadly this guy rolled a zero.

Remember that half of a successful costume is attitude.

Awesomo needs a drink. Awesomo will rock this party. Awesome is going to barf.

The attention to detail on this Southpark costume is great. For once a cardboard robot actually works.

There was never a time that this costume was going to look good. And if you're going to the effort of making Cat-5 why not go to Cat-5E.

Sometimes something is so wrong it's right.

For once a costume with type on it actually works.

Kiss my shiny tin foil ass.

Kick an' a punch!!!! Basing your halloween costume on an already simple video game character is the simple path to a good costume.

What this guy lack is realism he makes up for in size. I think this tops the previous Dragon Ball Z hair costume.

Too bad the dude rocked up a week too late for for the Comic Convention. Hence his anger and the fact no one else is there.

While the costume is spot on it still looks wrong.

Nintendo won the console war not because of superior technology but their fan boys were more organised and smarter. Have you ever seen a Sega console costume?

Some parents have too much fun with their babies.

This guy was so popular they made a bobble head out of him.

Almost as rigid as Mark Hamil's performance.

Sorry the polls are closed, the winners of this year's cutest Halloweeners is this brother and sister combo dressed up as the Mario Brothers.

One day this kid will see this photo and remember how his parents made him wear it all day around the city instead of changing just before the dress up party. He'll go postal and end up pleading insanity at the trial for double homicide.

The perfect costume if you want to talk dirty to everyone and look evil at the same time. To bad about the massive camel toe you have to sport. Get this from Wal Mart for under $20.

You may think that making a costume out of cardboard is cheap and fun but you could be doing serious damage to your kids psychological state. Here's photographic evidence.

Spaceballs is one of my fav films. Not that I want to see it again as it will ruin the image of the film I have in my head. This costume not only ticks the "Well constructed" box but also ticks the "no one will know its me" box too.

I'm going to end up having sexual fantasies about this one.