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July 23, 2007

The Thing's Mac Ready Costume

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I never knew The Thing was such a cult hit. You'd have to spend the whole Halloween party telling people who you were but that'd fine you look bad ass. Next time try Snake Pliskin as that's a more recognizable Kurt Russel character

Half Life Freeman Costume

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Point for effort on this Half Life costume. If the crotch didn't look like a nappy you could almost walk around without feeling like a complete twat. Then again no one gives you shit when you carry around a crowbar.

Samuari Showdown Bishamon Costume

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Let this be a lesson to all people dressing up this Halloween. Make your costume so bad ass they people are just afraid to ask where it'd from. If they do ask just yell loudly "A SAMUARI NEVER REVEALS HIS NAME" and run away with sword in hand.

Marie Antoinette Headless Costume

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Truly inspired! It's people like this that make everyone else's costume look crap. You can also make this crass joke without getting in trouble: "Do you give good head?"

Here's a step by step guide on how to make it on as featured in Make magazine.

Also check out Nicole's blog to see a preview of her costume for 2007. This is looking just as good.

July 24, 2007

Mini Hitler Costume

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When is the last time you saw Hitler and smiled?

Hellboy Costume

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Getting badly sunburnt doesnt mean you have to give up on Halloween costumes as this Hellboy costume shows. Kick ass.

July 25, 2007

Paine from Final Fantasy Costumes

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Not bad for a video game heroine.

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Damn looks like you can do no wrong with this character.

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Whoa! I stand corrected. Please use the sword to decapitate yourself.

August 3, 2007

Centaur Costume

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One day a year this guy pulls out his Centaur costume, a pack of Imodium and rocks everyone socks off.

August 18, 2007

Uncomfortable R2D2 Halloween Costume

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You'd be angry too if you spent all the time on your costume onto the realize you can't fit in the bloody thing. At least he doesn't have to get out of his costume to go to the toilet.

August 19, 2007

AT-AT Star Wars Costume

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Always invite engineering students to your fancy dress party. Chances are they'll put together something totally kick ass and make your party a hit. They'll also drink less beer than most people and won't be any competition when it comes to scoring.

View the full Flickr set on it being built here.

Ghost Rider Costume

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Take the mask off and you have yourself a usable outfit for most occasions.

Vega Streetfighter Costume

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Head to toe here's how to pull off a costume the right way.

Mona Lisa & Pearl Earing Costume

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10 points for originality and execution.

Inspector Gadget Costume

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Go Go Gadget Cosplay.

October 20, 2007

Kick Ass Master Chief Costumes Halo

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With hair this gelled I guess you don't need a helmet.

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Hats off to this kids parents. The costume's even cooler on a little kid.

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This one was made for just $30 from cardboard. See the making of here.

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Master Chief costumes also come in blue for those who don't like to wear green.

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But if you want to get the girls try for a red Master Chief costume.

Note: Unless you have a lot of money or know someone who's a professional costume designers don't even attempt to go out this Halloween as Master Chief. As these photos show you're costume is going to pale in comparison to these kick ass examples.

November 1, 2007

Giving Birth Costume 2

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There is a fine line between genius and absurd. This one definitely falls into the latter. This is probably more offensive than the previous giving birth costume which requires 2 people to pull off.

April 7, 2008

Bioshock Big Daddy Costume

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Remember the time you had a killer idea for a Halloween costume, spent over a month putting it together slaving over every detail. Then it comes to the big night and some smart ass shows up in a huge Big Daddy costume from a popular game and it shits all over your costume. No one even remembers your costume which now sits in the basement. I'd certainly take this costume over the Master Chief ones any day.

See the making of photos here.

Here's an interview with the creator.

April 20, 2008

Afghan Girl Costume

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Inspired by the famous Nat Geo photo from 1984 reffered to as Afghan Girl. Although the women in the costume doesn't seem as nice as the original.

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This is similar to the Girl in the Pearl Earring and Mona Lisa costumes featured earlier.

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