Costumes in the Realistic Category

This is the time of year when a lot of weddings are taking place. So I figured this was as good of a time as any to finally do a wedding dress post.

Vagina Wedding Dress

You're traditional white wedding dress has historically been associate with happiness and purity. The vagina wedding dress is the way to go if you want to make a statement and throw the "purity" down the aisle. I guess it would also highlight the happiness.

I'm worried Queen Victoria would be upset with how the white wedding dress has evolved.

[via regretsy]
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Ostrich Jockey Halloween Costume

Thanks to Laura for sending in her homemade ostrich jockey costume. She constructed it using paper mache, an inner tube pool toy, feathers, paint, a slinky, and a few pairs of tights.

You can never have too many ostrich jockeys around. Someone has to keep those creepy things at bay.
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Hunter S Thompson Costume

Even before his death in 2005, the Hunter S. Thompson costume was becoming popular among college students on Halloween. Due a lot to the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, later adapted into a film starring Johnny Depp.

Most of the products you need to complete this costume you already own:
  • Hawaiian shirt
  • Khaki pants / shorts
  • Long socks
  • Fishermans hat (Skip if you are bald or have the guts to shave your head to look like you are bald)
  • Avaiator sunglasses
  • Cigarette holder
  • Flyswatter
To complete the costume get extremely drunk.
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Playable Pac-Man Costume

Well deserved credit has to go to Russell Luzinski for creating this homemade working Pac-Man costume. You have to be reasonably built to be able to carry this costume around the whole night since it weighs in at over 30 lbs. Which means most Pac-Man fans should not attempt to recreate this.

I wonder how much he charged people to play a game.

To learn how this Pac-Man costume was constructed check the step-by-step tutorial.
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Steve Jobs Costume

The key to a great Steve Jobs Halloween costume is the expression in your face.

Not everyone can pull of wearing the same clothes every day. But, does it bother anyone else that he doesn't wear a belt? Wear a belt Steve!
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