WTF Costumes: The Crazy & Sexy Halloween Costume Archive

Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick have never looked this sexy before in this Halloween costume. This could easily work as a male costume but would lose all of its appeal.

Shoes aside this Sonja costume from Mortal Kombat kicks ass. I'm attributing a lot of its ass kicking ability to those short hot pants. Shawing!

Working your way through college can be hard sometimes. Just don't expect to win any Miss America pageants.

A costume like this is quite hard to pull off and you have to give the girl props for trying. Next time try Thelma from Scooby Doo.

Not bad for a video game heroine.

Damn looks like you can do no wrong with this character.

Whoa! I stand corrected. Please use the sword to decapitate yourself.

Ping pong balls not incuded

This is what happens when Chun Li and E Honda get their meals switched.

Give the glasses to the other Smurf as he needs them! She probably smurfed him right in the smurfing parking lot.

And if you needed more proof that Smurfs are sex starved blue balling dudes then check the photo below. Check what Brainy Smurf's packing.

Even a vegetarian would have a hard time refusing a coupon from this burger establishment.

Here's her photos on Flickr.

Here she is topless in the next photo!?

Why bother with the multi pass? Just wearing this 5th Element costume shows your commitment to the cause of good Halloween costumes.

Give the person who invented body paint a pat on the back. Hooray for college girls.

Here the Japanese show us how the Catgirl costumes are done. Western attempts have previously failed.

Kick an' a punch!!!! Basing your halloween costume on an already simple video game character is the simple path to a good costume.

Sometimes not sticking to the authentic costume works much better.

I originally thought this was a Metroid costume but now after actually checking online I have no idea what it is.

But let this be a lesson to all women. Costumes make you look sexier. If you want to get noticed just wear this all the time.

The next time your partner asks you to dress up in order to "spice up the relationship" just make sure they don't have something like this in mind.

I think Scientologists have been given a bad wrap. Well that's what I' be saying if the Sea Org representative looked and dressed like this like this. I'd take all the free stress test it took.
Get this Sexy Sailor Costume here and if the Scientology overtones seem a little unsexy then just recreate Gilligans Island.

Here's what the original Alice would think of this costume.

Basically any female Disney character is up for grabs when it comes to sexy Halloween costumes. Except maybe for Ursula from the Little Mermaid. This Sexy Alice in Wonderland costume makes me want to dress up like a rabbit and chase her down the hole. Except this model may have been crippled as she can't seem to stand straight.

I'm going to end up having sexual fantasies about this one.

Not sure what it is about women in blue but it always tickles my fancy. Whether they are from Mass Effect, 5th Element or the add episode of Star Trek blue women are much better than green women.

This Smurfette costume certainly makes me want to go all Handy Smurf :)

Um ok I know I said fancy dress but "dress" was the operative word. And you're only allowed to say "did anyone order a salami pizza" once tonight, It gets old quick.