Kids Toilet Costume

Not sure what to go as this Halloween? Go as a toilet and be a shithead to everyone but say it's part of your costume. Yours for under $50 here.

Not sure what to go as this Halloween? Go as a toilet and be a shithead to everyone but say it's part of your costume. Yours for under $50 here.

If your Indiana Jones costume sucks ass then go as a C64 Pitt Fall Costume. Sure to impress all of the nerds over 30 with your clever design. Hey throw in a red scarf for good measure. The games character was so small no one will dispute it.

Could you ever find a better way to spend $70? If anyone complains about your costume you just ask them to smell the cheese then bop them in the nose.

Sometimes the idea for a costume is better when it's in your head. By the time to spend all the time putting it together you end up with something that could be right out of a serial killers bio page. Also make sure you spell the operations correctly ot you'll look illiterate as well as lame.

There is a fine line between a good looking costume and something that looks like an S&M restricting outfit. This one for Iceman falls to the latter. This is not one person you want to let take your kids trick or treating with.

Notice how no one else is in costume in this photo. This is what happens when you lose a bet and have to spend an entire semester at college dressed like this.

Why go just as a penis when you can go as a VD. Great posters, they must subscribe to Student Decorating Weekly.

If my penis had black rings around it like this costume depicts I'd be worried. He's one worried looking penis.

This is the Rolls Royce of penis costumes. Accept no substitute when you go to your local costume dealer.

I think I saw this costume in an amphibian porno.

Is this John Tesh? This costume speaks for itself.

Wario has really let himself go lately but what's really bad are those trainers.

I think the way they treat prisoners in Abu Ghraib is terrible. Here is a photo sneaked out of the new prison cells for troublesome inmates.
They force all the inmates to recreate a game of Tetris killing the ones who form a row.

Those are the worst tin foil sais I have ever seen. And those turd nun chucks are embarrassing.

Ummmm dude I can see your penis.... and the steroids have seriously affected its size.

This is one costume where you not only look like a tool you actually are one. Get yours now for under $50.

At least no one will ask you if you bought your costume or how long it took to make. Why even bother with the gloves?

What part of this costume required getting naked?
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Without the title you would label this "Dead tech support nerd"

The manufacturing factory company in China got the costume template mixed up half way and produced a Voodoo Penis Costume.
If this seems like your next Halloween costume you can buy it here. But seriously why.

So much can be said here I don't know where to start. All I can do is direct your attention to B Man's camel toe.

Honestly once cargo pants went out of fashion I totally lost track of mens fashion. Is this what we have become?


The Simpson's seem like an easy one for Halloween costumes. But don't be fooled it can easily be done badly like below.

I don't know what's worse the costumes or the curtains.

This is the homer that skins you alive and uses your skin for his tie collection.

Why even bother with the face make-up? Your costume sucks ass. And yes I'm talking to both of you.

Maybe in Canada this would be acceptable but in the rest of the world it's just dumb. Although it is better than the instant messenger costume.

What not to wear at the next office Christmas party fancy dress.

This is one couples costume that you really need to stand together for it to work. Apart it just looks lame. And remember if you meet another couple dress up as a power plug make sure you have compatible voltage before swapping key chains.
This can be yours for a low $34 buy here.

This guy spent the whole night talking to the two balloons thinking they were hot chicks as his visor was tinted to heavily. Only to end up soiling himself on the dancefloor.

Ever make a costume and then by the end you have no idea what it's meant to be? Then you spend the whole night saying "Yeah, I got NFI either"

Sadly this guy rolled a zero.

There was never a time that this costume was going to look good. And if you're going to the effort of making Cat-5 why not go to Cat-5E.

Don't you just hate it when someone else has the same costume as you. Also with faces like that why not choose a costume that covers them?

This costume is shit.

I am Crapatron. Leader of the Cardboadbots.

Take away the giant sword and you have what the guy normally wears to parties.

The costume looks about as well thought out as her interior decorating.

This costume probably cost 5c which back in those days would buy you a hair cut, lunch and a train ticket back to the burbs where you lived.

At first you think this is kinda cute. The little kid dressed up. Then you see the dudes got a beard and now think "What a shit effort, where's the blades?!".
He's probably presenting his wrists there to be hand cuffed and taken away by the Crap Costume Police (CCP).

Here's what you can pick up at a thrift shop for $2.95 the night before Halloween. This guy also snapped up some brown pants and Grey jumper for a bargain too.

Even though it looks like a lot of work has gone into this costume one can only wonder WTF is it. At least it can be recycled into several draft stoppers for doors and thus, in a way, is environmentally friendly.
Update: Thank you to all the comments. It is indeed his noodley one the FSM. I have touched a nerve with followers out there. I apologise for not recognising his greatness.

Um ok I know I said fancy dress but "dress" was the operative word. And you're only allowed to say "did anyone order a salami pizza" once tonight, It gets old quick.