If you're thinking of making a Katamari Damacy Costume this Halloween just remember, someone has already done it better than you. The above is a mix of the inspired and the scary. Remember it the only costume you can play with your balls and get away with it.
If you're going to all the effort to create serial killer Bert & Ernie costumes, complete with rubber duckie, you could at least get Bert's shirt right.
Uncomfortable yes but worth the effort if you really want to offend people. You do not want to eat pudding while in this costume.
If this isn't offensive enough for you you can try this one for size.
Notice how no one else is in costume in this photo. This is what happens when you lose a bet and have to spend an entire semester at college dressed like this.
Why go just as a penis when you can go as a VD. Great posters, they must subscribe to Student Decorating Weekly.
If my penis had black rings around it like this costume depicts I'd be worried. He's one worried looking penis.
This is the Rolls Royce of penis costumes. Accept no substitute when you go to your local costume dealer.
Is this John Tesh? This costume speaks for itself.
You might not to able to hold a drink, go to the toilet or walk through normal doors but you can arrive to the Star Wars even safe in the knowledge no one else is wearing the same thing as you.
Notice the difference? Yep the lady above forgot about the boots. Why do to all the effort and forget the footwear?
When is the last time you saw Hitler and smiled?
Does this count as a costume?
Only a man can think up such a tasteless costume. Either this is meant to be Red Rising Hood or John Bobbitt having a nightmare.
A costume like this is quite hard to pull off and you have to give the girl props for trying. Next time try Thelma from Scooby Doo.
If anyone takes offense you just tell them you're actually a badly designed bacon costume.
This dude is so prepared he brought his own cake knife.
This could have worked just as well with underpants on. In fact I'll go as far to say it may have worked better. Just don't fling your web substance at me OK.
And you thought Borat introduced this type of fashion. Please, the Japanse are now the only true innovators when it comes to fashion, TV and sexual perversions.
Why go to a fancy dress party dress as an Orange when you clearly haven't eaten a piece of fruit in years.
Suicidal neo nazi seeks same. Must like Tim Burton films.
The manufacturing factory company in China got the costume template mixed up half way and produced a Voodoo Penis Costume.
If this seems like your next Halloween costume you can buy it here. But seriously why.
It's a mix of the Intel Spacemen meets Moshgirl. Not sure if the tiny office chair is part of the costume or an optical illusion.
One day a year this guy pulls out his Centaur costume, a pack of Imodium and rocks everyone socks off.
So much can be said here I don't know where to start. All I can do is direct your attention to B Man's camel toe.
There comes a time when no matter how much you want to bone a girl dressing up as a fluffy, pink love heart and serenading here with a ballad you wrote on your guitar is just not worth it.
Ever start a Halloween costume and then change your mind half way through? But you have already invested so much time in the costume you just work with what you've got as a base for a totally different costume? Yeah me neither.
If you're planning on trying to "pick up" at the Halloween costume party don't go as a caveman. Or if you do go as a friendlier Flintsons character. Oh and good luck catching a cab home too.
Almost as tasteful as the Jesus in the background. I also hope that's the sheep's legs and not his dropped gonads.
Sometimes an idea comes together so well you cant help but stand back and admire the good work. Just make sure to cut eye holes in your jacket.
What's scaring me is no one else is in costume.
There's some movie characters that should never be made into a Halloween costume.
Ever make a costume and then by the end you have no idea what it's meant to be? Then you spend the whole night saying "Yeah, I got NFI either"
My knowledge of all things weird doesn't cover knowing WTF this is meant to be.
While the costume is spot on it still looks wrong.
Some parents have too much fun with their babies.
This costume is shit.
This guy was so popular they made a bobble head out of him.
This one is probably more suitable at your local swingers xmas party,
Your kids will never want to eat at McDonald's again after having this maniac visit them during Halloween. You want brains with that?!
What not to wear at your next court case.
Take away the giant sword and you have what the guy normally wears to parties.
The costume looks about as well thought out as her interior decorating.
Here's what you can pick up at a thrift shop for $2.95 the night before Halloween. This guy also snapped up some brown pants and Grey jumper for a bargain too.
The next time your partner asks you to dress up in order to "spice up the relationship" just make sure they don't have something like this in mind.
There is a fine line between genius and absurd. This one definitely falls into the latter. This is probably more offensive than the previous giving birth costume which requires 2 people to pull off.
If you really want to stand out at a Halloween fancy dress party you need a few things;
1: An original idea
2: Craft skills to actually see the idea come to life
3: Attitude to make the costume work
What you see above is all three together but for all the wrong reasons.
This is a pretty good effort. Some paint on the hands and you'd be pretty much done.
